I am the mystic

I'm a street spy, i'm a spanish fly
i'm coarse, thorough, and a sensitive bastard
i'm always a pig in a lady's company
i drive away suckers standin' on the corner
i'm a diamond throat of the local pub
my sister's got deviations, i know it well
i'm seducing blondie without any difficulties
i always drink brandy on a friday night
i'm the loudest screamer at the boss's party
i spend long hours with my black partner
i am a rattlesnake, i crush my victims
i'm the cheapest model in the porno magazines
i am the mystic
i am the one
i'm killin' cops - he's dropping out!!