How to remember your dreams

In order to remember your dreams,
You must think of them as if they were little kittens.
When you wake up in the morning,
Before you get out of bed,
Sit up and say,
\"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
\"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
\"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
\"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
\"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.\"


If this doesn't work, You must go into the kitchen and pour out a saucer of cream
Place it by the foot of the bed and say,
\"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
\"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
\"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
\"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
\"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
\"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
\"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
When the kitty gets the cream, the dream is remembered.