Here comes the major

Let me tell you about them women I've seen,
drinking whisky and consuming gin.
They don't know right from wrong,
they just feel very strong
I said!

Those evil women, yeah (x 4)

Now they get themselves a home,
they can even dig up a bone.
They don't know how the major feels,
he's been round very ill
I said!

Those evil women, yeah! (x 4)

Here comes the major!

Pick up your heart, throw it away,
if you feel loved, you just won't stay.
Shake up your hands and give them away,
those evil women, they just won't stay
I said!

Let me tell you about them women I've seen
drinking whisky and consuming gin
They don't know right from wrong
they just feel very strong
I said
Those evil women, yeah! (x 5)

Here comes the major!