Heaven is a halfpipe

If i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cuz right now on earth i can't do jack
with out the man up on my back
now heaven would be a dj spinin dub all night long
and heaven and would just kickin back with jesus packing my bong
and if you don't believe in jesus then or muhammad or budha too
and while the world is warring we just sit back and laugh at you
singing if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cuz right now on earth i can't do jack
with out the man up on my back
now when most think of heaven they see those pearly gates
but i looked a little closer and there's a sign that says do not skate
so if you wanna come to my heaven we all gonna have a ball
cuz every one you know is welcome and we got no gates or walls
singing if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cuz right now on earth i can't do shit
with out the man fuc*** with it
and then i got to the gate
pulled a list that i'd been callin fate
i'm sorry friend you can't come in
you got a list here that doesn't end
your mad cuz i smoke dope
you teachin any classes in how to cope
i'll find a place to rest my head
i'd rather be alone now that i'm dead
like christian hossoi way back in 87
we'll be bustin christ air's until we get to heaven
think i really care that i missed biology
got my education in stale fishology
with all your rules you got to chill
i'm gonna twist out like mike mcgill
gonna twist out cause i got the skills
like schooly-d i smoke the kill
bust out old school airs front side air
method air judo air
i don't care no i don't care i don't care i don't care