Good day, good sir

Ah, such sweet sound
The Fiddler on the Fuckin' Roof
Is that Mr. Bentley Fonzworth?

Indeed it is Sir

Good day, good sir
How do you do? Look fine

Fantastically well
I am certainly not fine by far
But you could say
I'm close to spectacular

Close to spectacular? How so?

Open your eyes
Spectacular's right in front of you

Whatever you say, you're spectacular

No I'm fantastically well

Come on man make up your mind
A minute ago you said you were fine

No I said I'm close to spectacular
But I'm meeting fine in a minute

Close to spectacular?
You said you were fantastically well Exactly

Exactly?? Which one are you?
Close to spectacular or Fantastically well?

I am certainly and without a doubt
Fantastically well and was close to Spectacular but I must say good sir
You just pissed spectacular off
And don't even mention exactly
But here comes fine right now

Oh Lord, she is fine

Gentlemen

Behold

A lady