Funny or die

Ladada dadada

Ladada dada dadaaa

Gross!

Ladada Ladada

Ladaa dadaaa

Ok, F*** it!

Oh!, Oh, Oh Yeeah!

Time to get the day going dress it up to the noise

Yo critter crew

(Say what?!)

Make Princess Ke$ha look fine!

Add a little pinch of magic from my fairytale life

And oh we go, Oh, Oh, Oh

Look in the mirror rub my eyes and what is this?

Some genie sluts smiling back

¡Suck it Bitch!

Yo, Mr. Racoon pass the Jack I need to rinse

Trim it, Prim it, Dress it, Mess it

Yeah now that’s my shit! *CHORUS*

I’m getting ready so ni-i-ice

(Holla?)

It’s kinda cool I gotta ROBOT voice

(Check this shit out!)

The mirror lady bitch can deny-y-y!

I’m getting customized (x2) Right!

(Karate yo)

I’m getting ready so tampons up!

(What up, mouse!)

Even whit this wedgie riding up my Butt

(Aww!)

Thanks to Mr. Crow you sneaky little f***

I’m getting customized (x2) Right!

Pleasse Bitch!

A touch of glitter on my cheek

Now the look is complete!