Four years foreplay

There's a thing or two about the high school
that you need to know
we wish we had know this
when we were freshmen

Watch out for freshman friday
the most dangerous day of the week,
You thought you were excited for the weekend
but this is where you week ends

Four more years of obeying authority,
without question don't reach super sighted .
There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read
it will be time to celebrate when its time to graduate

Whatever you do
don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school
because douchebag kids will kick them over
we don´t see why though
they're really convenient If a girl gives you a smile,don't be deceived
she wants you to father her child
and he's probably not even cute

The only thing good about high school
is that there's super badass playgrounds
they have the best swings ever
I once jumped 5 feet in the air

Four more years of obeying authority,
without question don't reach super sighted .
There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read,
it will be time to celebrate when its time to graduate

To think about how happy
I was before I came
running out of every room I walked in today

but the most miserable part
is that it's only the first day

If high school was compared to
seeing you mom in a playboy magazine
then maybe high school
isn't that bad 'cause that'd be the
biggest boner kill in history
unless she's hot.