Dog food

When i was young, in the good old days on the farm
all i ate was dog food
all the poor dogs whimper and they would yelp as i smiled and chewed
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Dog food! a whole meal for a nickel
dog food! on some bread with a pickle
dog food! garunteed to drive you hunger away
dog food! keeps a horse employed
dog food! good for girls and boys
dog food! most kids like it more than broccoli
Nasty food i must plug my nose to swallow
because my mom's on probation
eggplant, brussel sprouts go down and come out
nothing goes down smooth like ken-l-ration
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Alpo! kibble! iams! purina! milkbone! soupbone! horse meat! yeah!
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