Dirty laundry

I make my living off the Evening News
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don´t have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick ´em when they´re up
Kick ´em when they´re down
Kick ´em when they´re up
Kick ´em when they´re down
Kick ´em when they´re up
Kick ´em when they´re down
Kick ´em when they´re up
Kick ´em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
comes on at five
She can tell you ´bout the plane crash with a gleam
in her eye
It´s interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry Can we film the operation?
Is the heir dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

Kick ´em when they´re up
Kick ´em when they´re down
Kick ´em when they´re up
Kick ´em when they´re down

Kick ´em when they´re up
Kick ´em when they´re down
Kick ´em when they´re stiff
Kick ´em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody´s pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do "The Innuendo"
We can dance and sing
When it´s said and done we haven´t told you a thing
We all know that Crap is King
Give us dirty laundry!