Dastardly bastard

Paralyzed reaction
on the crackin' of my tired ol' bones
the heat i keep catchin'
misinformed correction
just a dragon's spiteful groan
if they only knew
ten cups of fuel and i'll explain it to you.
i'm just a dastardly bastard
a livin' hazard
i'm the master of gettin plastered
i know a killer named pricilla
she lives out on the river
her quivers make me shiver
shakes my tree like king kong
if they only knew
i'm a dastardly bastard
a livin' hazard
i'm the master of gettin plastered
unnatural disaster, cubit sarcastard
i'm livin' faster than a roller caster.