Dancing fool

I don't know much about dancin',
that's why i got this song,
one of my legs is shorter than the other,
and both of my feet are too long.
'course now i'll ride along with them,
i got no natural rythem,
but i go dancing every night,
hoping one day i might get it right!
I'm a dancing fool (dancing fool)x3
I hear that beat,
i jump outta my seat,
but i can't compete,
'cause i'm a.....

dancing fool (dancing fool)x3

the disco folks all dressed up,
like life is fit to kill,
i walk on in and i see 'em there,
gonna give them all a thrill.
when they see me comin',
they all steps aside,
they has a fit while i come in,
my social suicide.
I'm a dancing fool (dancing fool)x3
The beat goes on and on,
and i'm so... (woooaah)
the beat goes on and on,
and i'm so... (woooaah)
the beat goes on and on
and i'm so... (woooaah)
The beat goes on and i'm so wrong,
the beat goes on and i'm so wrong,
the beat goes on and i'm so wrong,
the beat goes on and i'm so wrong,
i may be totally wrong but i'm a...
Dancing fool (dancing fool)
I may be totally wrong but i'm a...
Dancing fool (dancing fool)
Yowzer, yowzer, yowzer,
i got it all together now,
with my very own disco clothes... hey!
my shirt's half open,
to show you my chain,
and the spoon for up my nose.
i am really something,
that's what you'd probably say,
so smoke your little smoke,
and drink your little drink,
while i dance the night away.
i'm a...
Dancing fool (dancing fool)x4
He's a dancing fool
I may be totally wrong but i'm a...
i may be totally wrong but i'm a...
i may be totally wrong but i'm a...
i may be totally wrong but i'm a...
I may be totally wrong but i'm a fool...yeah
Hey darling, can i buy you a couple of drinks, hmm?
lookin' for mr. goodbar, 'cause here he is.
wait a minute, i've got it,
you're an italian.
ha? you're jewish?
oh. love your nails.
you must be a libra.
to your place or mine?
(laughs)
yes.