Christmas unicorn

I'm a Christmas unicorn
In a uniform made of gold
With a billy goat beard
And a sorceror's shield
And mistletoe on my nose

Oh I'm a Christian holiday
I'm a symbol of original sin
I've a pagan tree and magical wreath
And a bowtie on my chin

Oh I'm a pagan heresy
I'm a tragic-al Catholic shrine
I'm a little bit shy with a lazy eye
And a penchant for sublime

Oh I'm a mystical apostasy
I'm a horse with a fantasy twist
Though I play all night with my magical kite
People say I don't exist

For I make no full apology
For the category I reside
I'm a mythical mess with a treasury chest
I'm a construct of your mind Oh I'm hysterically American
I've a credit card on my wrist
And I have no home nor field to roam
I will curse you with my kiss

Oh I'm a criminal pathology
With a history of medical care
I'm frantic shopper and a brave pill popper
And they say my kind are rare

But I've seen others in the uniform
Of a unicorn just like me
We are legions wide and we chose no sides
We are masters of mystique

For you're a Christmas unicorn
I have seen you on the beat
You may dress in the human uniform, child
But I know you're just like me


I'm the Christmas Unicorn
You're the Christmas Unicorn too

I'm the Christmas Unicorn (Find the Christmas Unicorn)
You're the Christmas Unicorn too (It's all right, I love you)

I'm the Christmas Unicorn (I'm the Christmas Unicorn)
(Find the Christmas Unicorn)
You're the Christmas Unicorn too (You're the Christmas Unicorn too)
(It's all right, I love you)
I'm the Christmas Unicorn (I'm the Christmas Unicorn)
(Find the Christmas Unicorn) (apart, my friend)
You're the Christmas Unicorn too (You're the Christmas Unicorn too)
(It's all right, I love you)
Love, love will tear us apart, again
Love, love will tear us apart, my friend

I'm the Christmas Unicorn (Find the Christmas Unicorn)
(Love, love will tear us apart, again)
You're the Christmas Unicorn (It's all right, I love you)
(Love, love will tear us apart, my friend)

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