Christine lavin could do it

The audience is rowdy and the rain is pourin' down
they want some arlo guthrie, i wanna get outta town
they're asking the impossible, there's just no way to make them see
and when i try to tell 'em, i hear them yellin' back at me
Christine lavin could do it
christine lavin would win
she'd just come walkin' on the stage with her fancy clothes on
sing a little, rap a little, twirl her baton
christine lavin could do it
I dreamed i went to heaven, i approached the pearly gates
they looked all through my papers, said "there must be some mistake,
your name's not on the roster, you haven't passed your first exam".
i said "i been busy workin, i don't think you really understand".
And they said "christine lavin could do it
christine lavin got in
she just came walkin through the gates with her fancy clothes on
sang a little rapped a little, twirled her baton
christine lavin could do it".