Bonehead's bank holiday

You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
'Cos in the sun they say it's fun
If you get some

Now I can take a train or a boat or an aeroplane
Or I can steal a car
'Cos in a car you can go far
It just depends what kinda car you are
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I met a funny looking girl on a crowded beach in Spain
Her name was Adeline
She said she came to Spain to have a good time

Now she was with her mum who had a face like a nun in pain
She said her name was Dott
She didn't 'alf talk a lot
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Don't you know
I should've stayed in England
On my polluted beach, with all my special friends
Don't you know
I should've stayed in England
With me big house, and me big car,
and all me friends there in the bar
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You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
'Cos in the sun they say it's fun
If you get some
Now I can take a train or a boat or an aeroplane
Or I can steal a car
'Cos in a car you can go far
It just depends what kinda car you are

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What kinda car you are
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What kinda car you are
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What kinda car you are
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