Bimbo number 5

Bimbo Number 5

by Paródia de "Mambo No. 5", de Lou Bega
(Talking)

1, 2, 3, 4, 6, every bodies in the car
lets go have sex
to the hotel around the corner
the girls want to do the president
but I really don’t wan-na
get caught like I did last year
I finally did a girl with a really big rear
I had Monica, and Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen
and maybe five other girls in-be-tween
but I’d like to try a new piece of pork
but old punkie legs is in New York
if she’s alive I will try to jump her
then i gonna dump her

(Chorus)
a little bit of Monica ohhh no more
a little bit of Jennifer out the door
a little bit of Paula on the bed
a little bit of Hillary now im dead WAAAAAAAAAA

bimbo number five

pull your pants down
and toss it on the ground
bark like a hound
and a make a doggie sound
ill chase you
and you chase me
and if I get caught
will you spank my fannie please
clap your hands once
here’s a big surprise
everyone was wrong
it points to the right

(Chorus)
Monica’s gone away
maybe Miss. America would come and play
A little bit of Brittany would be nice
a little bit of Hillary im all nice

WAAAAAAAAAA

bimbo number 5

hay baby
have you ever been involved in a forty billion dollarinvestigation?
As a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seal onthem
hey, want to see the Eagles beak get real big
(ha ha ha ha ha)

note to myself
nail her later

(Chorus)
a little bit of Monica ohhh no more
a little bit of Kathleen out the door
Jennifer Lopez in my bed
a little bit of Hillary now im dead

excuse me, Bimbo number 6?
(Talking)