Beer

I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
I wish you were not here
With my come in your mouth
I wish you weren't so queer
Your chains still lock me up

Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored

I wish you were a beer
The thirsty wanna drink
You wish I wasn't here
You're scared because I think
You wish I wasn't here
'Cause I'm your missing link

Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored

I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
You wish I wasn't here
'Cause I can beat you up
I wish you weren't a queer
With my come in your mouth

Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored