Alliens exist

Hey mom, there's something in the back room
Hope it's not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories, as if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb

What if people knew that these were real?
I leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
What you hear is all here say
Wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long and there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late, been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys, I'm not like you

I'm still a skeptic, yes you know me
Been best friends and will be until we die
I got an injection, a part from the erection
My best friend thinks I'm just humping guys
Alright

Up all night long and there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late, been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys, I'm not like you

Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation, information
Nice to know ya', paranoia
Where's my mother? By my father

Up all night long and there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late, been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys, Swell majestic lies. (Tom has sex with guys)