Actress, model...

Dear Mom
I'm dating an actress
And I'm just writing to let you know
Why I'm so far from home

I followed her to Stella Adler
A method man was what she was after
She musta seen them on TV

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She's my
Actress, model, dancer, whatever
I've been watching you
I've been wanting you
Actress, model, dancer, whatever
You're so over there
You're so everywhere

I met her over a cigarette
And though I don't really know her yet
I could see
She sees something in me

A thousand bucks won't pay the rent
And I know where the money's spent
But it shows, Lord
'cause nothing's free Chorus

She made a promise
She'd never act with me now
But I saw her move her lips
They were reading scripts

She made a promise
She'd never act with me now
And I saw her move her lips
Line please
Line please

Dear Mom
I'm dating an actress
And I'm just writing to let you know
Who...who

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Dear Mom
I'm dating an actress
Dear Mom
I'm dating an actress
Now, I'm an actor, too